1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue “Hamen Vote Do, Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To “Govt.” Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.

sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1

zindagi main kuch na mila to kya gam hai app ki dosti mily kya kam hai thori si jagah mil jayay app kay dillll main to ya jagha kya taj mehal say kam hai.

Defination of a nurse: Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl holding ur hand looking in ur eyes and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m very desperate for U. I’m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. That’s all what my mama say to me:p

Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don’t bring any gift just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

Life is nothing without LOVE, Love is emotion & Kiss is practical, don’t get emotional, yar just b practical So STOP loving and START Kissing.

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

A ship was sinking. Captain: Does any one know how to pray? A priest comes forward and says he can pray. Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket as we are one jacket short.

A Fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer…!! So, There is no wonder that we are speechless during the viva in practicals..